Ships to starboard side!

One can hear the bloodcurdling cries from a distance. As you approach the scene, a scene of chaos maximus greets you. Swerving through the waters, one can hardly stay afloat amidst the rolling waves and monstrous vessels flitting to and fro. Gritting your teeth, the best a captain can do is to avoid the monsters of the deep. Still, they charge through the waters in relentless waves. The only respite you will ever get is to leave the sea of chaos. The only consolation you will get is that others in the waters with you face the same fate. And seeing a familiar face.

Such is the only thing one will experience if you choose to swim in a public pool on a Saturday evening.